Pourquoi les anglais ne comprennent pas le français ?

Pourquoi les anglais ne comprennent pas le français ?




ANGLAIS QUÉBÉCOIS


1. Excuse me! Eille !

2. I don't believe it. Ben wéyon don

3. What's new? Pis?

4. Check that out. Garsa

5. Look at her. Gar ladon

6. Look at him. Gar lédon

7. Do you believe me? Tume crétu?

8. Do you think I care? Quesse tu veux ksam fasse?

9. Only Yinque.

10. With that? Aickssa?

11. Me and You. Moé pis Toé .

12. I'm gonna yell at him. M'a y parler dans'l'casse

13. I'm gonna beat him up. M'a yarranger a face


I'm gonna beat him up. M'a ty crisser'n'volé

14. You're kidding me! Vadontoé !


You're kidding me! Vadontchié !

15. It stinks. Ostid'câlisse

16. I was scared. Jé eu a chienne

17. Get out of there. Aute toé d'la


Get out of here. Décâlisse d'icitte

18. What are you doing? Kessé tufai? Cosse tufai?


19. I 'm spaced out. Chudanlune

20. Right there. Drette la

21. Don't go out of your way. Bawde toézempa

22. Let's say. Meton

23. Can you believe it? Tatu d'javusa?

24. Move your ass! Anweille !

25. It looks that way. Sadlairasah

26. I tell you. Chtedi

27. I am so confused. Chtout fourré

28. I am so tired. J'cogne des clous

29. Look at that guy. Chek moélédon

30. A lot of trouble. Un chârdemarde

31. It's because. Stacose

32. Anyway. Antéka

33. That's enough. Stacé

34. See you later. Motte woère talleur

35. Relax! Cammtoué !

36. Damn! Viarge

37. She's crying. A braille

38. Make believe. S'fairacraire

39. I'm in trouble. Chudanmarde

40. This is it. Datsitte


Pis apra on se d'mande pour quoi cé qui faut plusse de cours de français à l'école!!!

Pauvre eux!!! lolllllllll Notre langage est dure à apprendre...